It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Randomize
