Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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