that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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