My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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