well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
So vagazzling was a success
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
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