no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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