I just followed up on a noise complaint...only to find 2 girls in bikinis covered in jello with beer cans everywhere. I couldn't bring myself to bust that party.
I want to be a cop.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
So much Jack, so little girl.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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