worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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