My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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