ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
50% drunk capacity currently
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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