I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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