He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
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