Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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