I'm really into asian looking animals
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
Guess who just stumbled into work hungover, wearing yesterday's clothes, covered in hickeys and glitter, and carrying a giant bottle of rum in her purse.
I just took plan B at work.
This is the greatest story of all time.
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