Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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