Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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