I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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