I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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