Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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