What a fucking waste of an outfit
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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