flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
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