Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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