Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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