highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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