nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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