at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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