I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
Randomize
