sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
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