I left the party when things started to get crazy... and when I say crazy I mean: there was puke on the carpet, Evan was passed out behind a plant, Mary was making out with her ex while her present bf was making out with Nancy. Not to mention that someone fisted the wall. Also - someone is sleeping on your lawn - they might be dead, I didn't check. Later.
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
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