Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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