I'm so fucking centered right now
Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
My sheets look like a crime scene.
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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