To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
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