We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
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