I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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