oh god the rape fog is back!
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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