Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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