I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
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