this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
Come on in and take your pants off
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