Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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