there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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