nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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