I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
You're earring is so big in my mouth
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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