So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
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