PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
Randomize
