Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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