it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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