So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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