is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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