WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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