That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
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