Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
Everclear isn't food dammit
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
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